Lego Silence of the Lambs: Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

Not for the religious ones...... but still hilarious for those who love musicals and happen to watch serial killer movies....

The T-Mobile Dance

Has anyone seen this as of yet - A pal of mine just sent this - had to share - I had tears coming down my face from happiness... ok Im a sensitive chick - but this was wild - only the dancers knew what was going to happen - no one else....
your thoughts?

Meshugene Men

I found this simply hilarious! What's your thoughts?

The Dinky Comes to USA - OK...

Rare 'dinky' bird migrates to US for first time - Yahoo! News

So I am simply trying to read my Yahoo! news and find out that the Dinky Bird has come and flown across the US border from Mexico for the very first time....there are so many interesting points I found hilarious as I read the article - and I cite some here...

"The bird seems "very much out of whack," said John Arvin, research coordinator at the Gulf Coast Bird Observatory. "It moved over a lot of hostile-looking territory to get there. Why that happened is anybody's guess."

and

"Steve Matherly, from Houston, showed up in camouflage Thursday night after driving 3 1/2 hours for a glimpse early Friday.

"The dollars (spent to get here) per gram of bird is kind of amazing," he chuckled, as he looked around at dozens of other birders scanning the brush and chatting in hushed tones."

Well, I am glad frankly that the bird made it over the border, without being frisked, arrested nor forced to return to its original homeland. I never knew there was a dinky bird - now I have seen a few dinkies here and there, think I dated a few as well, and all I can say is that this Dinky is about the cutest dinky I have ever seen...

I rest my case....

~Divaliscious

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Next Possible VP Palin Daughter's is Preggers...it just keeps getting better

First was that wonderful photo of Palin sitting with dead, just shot and still bleeding caribou by her feet on the snow with young child by her side - for sport no less..... this only gets better people....now their 17 year old daughter is five months pregnant....what next? I dare not think...

Palin says 17-year-old daughter is pregnant - Yahoo! News

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Fun Musings of Surfing this week - Do You Know How Many Goats You Are Worth and More...

As I surf the net - ok let me say this instead, when I am bored and start 'stumbling' - which is a great app by the way, I find all sorts of things. About every two weeks, I try and share some of the more interesting finds - so this is the results from this weeks surfing just to keep you amused...

• Just in case you are curious, you can click on the link below, take a short 10 question quiz and find out how many goats you would be worth in terms of your dowery...just in case you were wondering...How Many Goats? What will your dowry be?

• So you want a new way to present yourself to the world? Check out this way cool online CV to get that next job....VisualCV • Reinventing the Resume

• In case you are wondering how to keep clean from reading all my smut on Mariah Carey or other failing starlets, learn how to make candles and soap from this well organized website...Candle & Soap Making Techniques

• Wow, if you would like some Swedish Fun - I actually know the Hubby of the wife that makes these lovely toys for adult fun....gorgeous art for play I say!...Cense - Home Page - tell her that Divaliscious sent you!

• Just in case you think you are an inventor, check this link to see if you idea has already been thought of.... all wacky I say...The weirdest inventions of all time | Humoric

And speaking of inventions, I dreampt this morning of a wacky cool bike/skateboard/skooter which I should go off and invent - it worked great in the dream...(ok I also had an odd zen-like stonehedge dream too - but we won't go there...)

Have a Divaliscious Day my Darling Young Ones!

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Mariah Carey's Little Person and Expensive Napping Habits

I got such a chuckle out of this one - except for when I learned she had a little person on the set of her latest video production and set giving her white wine at every turn when the glass was empty. Abuse to me is rather obvious...and I am not talking about the wine....

I frankly have never been an admirer of her or any of her antics....back when, say ten years ago, she is quoted on saying on a Music Awards show I was covering, "I want to be Divaliscious" - I almost wanted to sue for slander.

Now some of you do not know, but this is a name that yours truly came up with over 12 years ago....ran several web sites with this name, giving out free advice, divascopes, etc. and I even mentioned that anyone could be Divaliscious, it was more of a state of being....

I tell you this, Mariah Carey will never be Divaliscious, as much as John McCain will never be... thank my lucky stars! This sort of 'acts' does not do it for me....and I do not want to apologize for it either....I could rant on this one - but why give her any more attention and web time, but I will say this, I feel it is so disrespectful on so many levels in how she treats people. Just like I do not talk about Brittany anymore - like who even cares!!!?

We all know she (well frankly both girls) has had a hard time dealing with the ups and downs of stardom - so many starlets have had issues...but got to tell you, this one takes the cake for this weeks oops's! Oh Meow!

Mariah - Divaliscious you are not - so don't even try!

Click on link if you are curious about reading how one person who was on the production set saw things...
Manic Mariah's Little Drinkin' Buddy and $28,000 Nap - E! Online

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