Fun Musings of Surfing this week - Do You Know How Many Goats You Are Worth and More...

As I surf the net - ok let me say this instead, when I am bored and start 'stumbling' - which is a great app by the way, I find all sorts of things. About every two weeks, I try and share some of the more interesting finds - so this is the results from this weeks surfing just to keep you amused...

• Just in case you are curious, you can click on the link below, take a short 10 question quiz and find out how many goats you would be worth in terms of your dowery...just in case you were wondering...How Many Goats? What will your dowry be?

• So you want a new way to present yourself to the world? Check out this way cool online CV to get that next job....VisualCV • Reinventing the Resume

• In case you are wondering how to keep clean from reading all my smut on Mariah Carey or other failing starlets, learn how to make candles and soap from this well organized website...Candle & Soap Making Techniques

• Wow, if you would like some Swedish Fun - I actually know the Hubby of the wife that makes these lovely toys for adult fun....gorgeous art for play I say!...Cense - Home Page - tell her that Divaliscious sent you!

• Just in case you think you are an inventor, check this link to see if you idea has already been thought of.... all wacky I say...The weirdest inventions of all time | Humoric

And speaking of inventions, I dreampt this morning of a wacky cool bike/skateboard/skooter which I should go off and invent - it worked great in the dream...(ok I also had an odd zen-like stonehedge dream too - but we won't go there...)

Have a Divaliscious Day my Darling Young Ones!

cande and soap making techniques, how many goats are you worth, cense - gorgeous adult art toys, weird inventions

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Mariah Carey's Little Person and Expensive Napping Habits

I got such a chuckle out of this one - except for when I learned she had a little person on the set of her latest video production and set giving her white wine at every turn when the glass was empty. Abuse to me is rather obvious...and I am not talking about the wine....

I frankly have never been an admirer of her or any of her antics....back when, say ten years ago, she is quoted on saying on a Music Awards show I was covering, "I want to be Divaliscious" - I almost wanted to sue for slander.

Now some of you do not know, but this is a name that yours truly came up with over 12 years ago....ran several web sites with this name, giving out free advice, divascopes, etc. and I even mentioned that anyone could be Divaliscious, it was more of a state of being....

I tell you this, Mariah Carey will never be Divaliscious, as much as John McCain will never be... thank my lucky stars! This sort of 'acts' does not do it for me....and I do not want to apologize for it either....I could rant on this one - but why give her any more attention and web time, but I will say this, I feel it is so disrespectful on so many levels in how she treats people. Just like I do not talk about Brittany anymore - like who even cares!!!?

We all know she (well frankly both girls) has had a hard time dealing with the ups and downs of stardom - so many starlets have had issues...but got to tell you, this one takes the cake for this weeks oops's! Oh Meow!

Mariah - Divaliscious you are not - so don't even try!

Click on link if you are curious about reading how one person who was on the production set saw things...
Manic Mariah's Little Drinkin' Buddy and $28,000 Nap - E! Online

mariah carey, little person abuse, how not to be divaliscious, expensive napping habits, john mccain

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90210 - You got to be kidding me

Well for those of you who need to watch this show... I haven't a problem with you at all... get your fill as you see fit. As for the stars that were originally on the show, some have gone on to do some amazing things... though it seems that Luke Perry is still a hotty...in some minds....

Forget Tori! Luke Perry Is 90210's Most Wanted - E! Online

oh meow....not!

and do not even get me to talk shop about Tori...she has enough things she is going through....with a new baby and all.

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Machenzie Phillips Traveling Mishap

When I recently heard this news, I was quite saddened. I really thought Mackenzie had left her drug use behind her, and kept it in the past where is should be kept. Seems as if the once-again troubled actress was traveling through an airport with drugs that looked a lot like cocaine and heroin, aka speedballing? Yikes! -

Please get some help...Mackenzie Phillips arrested on drug charge - Yahoo! News

machenzie phillips drug arrest

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Need To Learn How To Do Anything? Great Learning Videos

There are a lot of how to sites out there, this one I found the other day is one of the best....

Hobbies & Crafts How To Videos - MonkeySee

Today's Funnies

I had to share this link with you's all, I wish I had time to find them all, only a few I have seen before, and many new as well!
If you are curious to see actual advertising signs that take another look at how we see things, click on link...


Disaboom | amputeeveteran | 49 random laughs. No theme. Just because I can.

Obama Removes American Flag Symbol from Aircraft

OK, well he didn't actually do this himself, but I was surprised I received a variety of emails showing that the planes tail no longer shows a symbol of the American Flag.

Please Obama, bring back the flag.....

Anyone else have thoughts on this?

For me, I believe in the American Flag, do not think it should be lawful to burn - to me it represents the entire freedom of speech - why burn its symbol?

ok just my two cents worth - what's yours?

Something Funny - Governmentium, New Element Has Been Discovered

We all get email, and some unsolicited, but I have one friend who always has a few good ones albeit a bit Republican for me at times along with being anti-feminist, I allow him his say, since I do not have to face this person on a daily or even yearly basis. In fact, I think it has been over five years since I have even seen this guy.... ok like you care.... but this he sent me and I wish I came up with it:

OK I quote who ever wrote this, bravo!

Subject: Fw: BREAKING NEWS: New Element Discovered!

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

I might like to add, that this is actually quite funny!